Beach days, 

Looks beautiful and relaxing, but contrary to the serene pictures, our one hour st the beach was a series of comical events.

7 of us in the car, straight from a long play with friends in the park where Lucy spent the last 10 minutes spinning herself on one of those spiny things.  We pulled up at the beach, everyone poured out of the car and Lucy Vomited her entire stomach onto the road.  

We walked down to the beach, Harry unimpressed saying he doesn't like the beach, girls trying to get changed without anyone seeing, hot feet on the concrete. We made it to the water, they lasted 10 mins in, my 3 not so keen on the ocean, especially with me not in with them. They got out, sand flying everywhere, Harry and Holly mortified that they had sand all over them. Got off the beach, Sarah naked as she left her clothes in the car, saw an ice cream van, paid $40 for Coles neopolatain ice cream from s dodgy guy in a crappy truck. Got to the car, kids had ice cream every where, I walked around to start the car, wasn't looking and slipped in a big fat steaming pile of Lucy vomit! So disgusting, I was gagging, next I looked over at the kids and Harry's crying, his entire ice cream had fallen off and was melting on the concrete! So as lovely and relaxing as these pics look ... it was more a crappy beach day!  Better luck next time ... will be more prepared too!